Scott went to college to become some kind of “ologist.” His ultimate goal was to discover the cure for garlic breath. He was unsuccessful in finding the cure – so he became a minister. Scott graduated from Kentucky Christian University back when mullets were still cool. He has done mission work in England, Portugal and spent seven years at a super cool church in Tollesboro, Kentucky. (Yep, Tollesboro, that’s right next to Ribolt and Rectorville.) He spent another six years at another church near Canal Fulton, OH.

He is married to his wife Vanessa who is the coolest person on the planet. Scott and Vanessa have two hilarious children. They have a four-year-old daughter named Madeline who is addicted to Chip and Dale cartoons. The also have a two year old son named Owen (who loves to play drums and is convinced that the Wiggles are the best thing in this hemisphere.)

Scott’s Beliefs

1. Scooby Doo is cooler than Sponge Bob Square Pants.
2. Clogs were the funniest shoes to watch girls wear when I was in grade school.
3. KISS and Motley Crue are the greatest music groups of all time.
4. Making God real is every Christians responsibility.